Laces tied as tight as the music,
Demo Tapes flying high to escape
their inevitable Doorstop Destiny.

Of course, a handful of Out-of-touch Event-staffers
who could not possibly begin to comprehend the motives
behind Stage Dives,
Tongue Rings,
and the general Overpowering and Life-consuming Utopia
you receive from seeing 25 of your Favorite Bands with
10,000 of your closest friends...
That’s right, it’s WARPED TOUR 2000, the Camden Files.